This is amazing. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.
There are other videos of it, too. Including outtakes. Martha Stewart apparently has featured it, as well. They’ve got a website, too. These people, have Ph.D.’s from MIT, folks, so they know their ketchup crapping robots.
Where can I get one?
EDIT: Apparently, they also call it the “Ketchup Crapper”, which fits, if you ask me.
Lately, I’ve taken to going after old books. I’d say a good bit of my interest stems from my love of history, and holding an old book is holding a piece of history, even if only a small and usually insignificant part of it. It’s an artifact of a bygone era, and it’s fascinating to think about where all it’s been. A really old book–say 75 years old at the very least–has probably seen more than one owner, and the fact that it hasn’t been destroyed in some way probably means it’s been taken care of, sat in a box or trunk somewhere for decades, or was just really lucky.
Yesterday, I managed to get my hands on my oldest book yet: an edition of volume 2 of Montesquieu’s Persian Letters published in English in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1773. For perspective, that makes it older than the United States of America, which of course, came into being in 1776. I found it through a seller on eBay for about $28 before shipping. Knowing that I had found something of a steal, I hit “Buy It Now” as soon as I could. Officially, it’s a birthday present from my parents, as I used their credit card to buy it (I got their permission, of course, heh).
It’s not in the best shape. The most glaring problem is probably that its spine has a split, and what’s left isn’t in the best shape. I’m not willing to open any part of the book beyond about 70 degrees for fear that it might break further. The front cover is also missing, and the first couple of [blank] pages have come off. The back cover is in bad shape, but it is pretty well attached still. Of course, at almost 2 and a half centuries old, the paper shows obvious aging, but the pages are generally about as good as could be expected outside of the seemingly miraculously well-preserved books of this age that show up from time to time. It’ll need rebinding for certain, but I’ll have to wait a while on that since I lack the money to pay for that. It should go without saying that great care has to be taken in handling it.
What makes this even more special is that I just finished a class on the Enlightenment this past Spring. Montesquieu was, of course, one of the major French philosophes, and France was the center of the Enlightenment. However, Scotland was also a center of the Enlightenment, and works and letters frequently traveled between the countries as the philosophers in each compared notes and thoughts. This book is physical proof of that, since it is a French philosophe’s work translated into English and published in Edinburgh. It’s truly fascinating for me to think about that.
Anyways, I thought I’d post some photos of it, since some people are curious about it. I’ve posted them below the fold. Read more…
I can’t say how far I will go with this series idea, but nevertheless, I do want to spotlight some of the people I do find worthy of reading about and researching, especially if they are generally neglected by history. With that in mind, I’d like to highlight someone I’ve recently been enjoying reading about and reading the speeches of: Canada’s 7th Prime Minister Henri-Charles-Wilfrid Laurier.
Now, I don’t profess to be an expert on Canadian politics, so despite the fact that I know our modern conception of the word “Liberal” here in America is not the meaning the word has always held, when I saw the word beside his name, I assumed it meant he was a Liberal in the vein of Trudeau or Pearson–or Wilson and Franklin Roosevelt here in America. It was only when, out of curiosity on night, I decided to do some research on him while looking up other things on Wikipedia. What I found was a man who appeared to be of like mind to myself. When I saw quotes like ”Canada is free and freedom is its nationality,” and a man who would rather go down in defeat on the principles of free trade and a volunteer army than compromise his basic principles (even though he was nevertheless one willing to compromise when it didn’t involve selling out said principles), I knew I had to read more.
So I did, and this post is the results of my research. Here, I have provided various quotes and passages I could glean from his speeches.
But before we dive into his own words, I’d like to give a brief biographical sketch: Henri-Charles-Wilfrid Laurier was born on November 20, 1841, in what was then Saint-Lin, East Canada (today, it’s Saint-Lin–Laurentides, Quebec). His affinity for liberalism (in the old sense), as best I can tell, came both from his father, Carolus Laurier, and the time he spent as a child in the nearby village of New Glasgow, which was populated by Scottish immigrants–where he studied British culture. He attended the College of L’Assomption and graduated in law from McGill University in Montreal. In 1868, he married Zoe Lafontaine. In 1871, he was elected to the Legislative Assembly of Quebec from the district of Drummon-Arthabaska. In 1874, he was elected to the Canadian House of Commons, and he served briefly as Minister of Inland Revenue under Prime Minister Alexander Mackenzie.
In 1887, he was chosen as Liberal party leader, and he would remain in that position until his death. He served as Prime Minister from July 11, 1896, to October 6, 1911. He is renowned as a firm believer in federalism and provincial rights, opposing, for example, the Canadian federal government’s attempt to override Manitoba’s legislation eliminating public funding for Catholic schools (though Laurier himself was Catholic)–an issue that had felled several governments before him. Instead, he proposed a compromise: Catholics in Manitoba could have a Catholic education on a school-by-school basis, provided there were enough Catholics to support it in a given school. He also supported greater autonomy of Canada from Great Britain. Four times between 1897 and 1910, he refused to allow Great Britain to encroach upon his nation’s foreign policy–to insure that Canada was not merely a colony gone adrift, but a nation in its own right. He also established Canada’s Navy and the Department of External Affairs, both of which affirmed and strengthened Canada’s independence. What eventually led to his defeat was his support of reciprocity with the United States (free trade), a principle he was not willing to compromise on.
After his party went back into the minority status after the 1911 election, he remained leader of his party until his death in 1919. He was known for his opposition to conscription (the draft), even to the point of refusing to join his successor as Prime Minister Robert Borden’s Union government during the First World War. The “Laurier Liberals” were but a rump of some 40-odd members, but they stuck by their principles. He holds the records for most consecutive federal elections won as PM (4), longest unbroken tenure in office (15 years), and longest tenure as party leader (31 years, 8 months). He also hold the record for longest tenure of service in the House of Commons at nearly 45 years (1874-1919).
History has been kind to Mr. Laurier. In June of 2011, MacLean’s ranked him Canada’s greatest Prime Minister. Other rankings typically find him in a similar position, with 3rd generally being the lowest he goes. Among American Presidents, he’s probably best compared to Grover Cleveland and Calvin Coolidge, especially since they were from around his era. Probably Ronald Reagan, too, but I’d mention as well the world of Reagan’s day was different from the world of Wilfrid Laurier.
So, having said all that, here are some notable quotes from his speeches. Most of these speeches come from a book published in 1890, Wilfrid Laurier on the Platform (available in full for free on Google Books), which showcased the major speeches he had given from his entry into politics in 1871 up until the year of its publication. It does not contain any statements from his tenure as Prime Minister, since he did not assume office until 1896. I have also included other quotes he is known for, but I might not always have a citation for them that you can view in the same way as that book. I have also used a two volume series published in 1922 called the Life and Letters of Wilfrid Laurier (vol. 1, vol. 2), but these are for quotes from after the span of the other book–especially his time as Prime Minister. For a few quotes, I also resorted to volume 1 of the same. There is also his profile at the Library and Archives of Canada, which contains a few of his speeches as Prime Minister.
Granted, these quotes reference the particular nature of Canada’s and Quebec’s, before he went to Ottawa, legislatures, but the principles expressed here are nevertheless universal. As I have hinted at earlier, do not attach the meanings we know of today for “liberalism” and “conservatism” where they are used here. Be mindful of their meanings at the time, especially in contexts outside the United States. I’ve bolded the best parts here, if you don’t want to read everything, but I do recommend the latter if you are willing. Also, for the quotes that come from books that are available on the internet, I have generally just copied and pasted transcriptions of the pages. This might lead to a typos here and there, but I have done my best to correct them all. If you have an issue, I have linked to each speech or page in question. Speeches begin below the fold. Read more…
I know I started this blog a couple years ago to be a political one. From June of 2010 to just a few days ago, I let this blog lie dormant. Part of the reason for this was because I had trouble thinking of current events and political issues to write about, especially since other people are usually quicker on the draw than I am. The other reason was that I had decided to move my political commentary to my RedState diary which I’ve had for much longer than this blog. Being part of a community like RedState makes it much easier to get feedback on the political posts of some random guy like me.
Of late, I have taken a greater interest in writing fiction, an old hobby of mine. Most of this is loosely based upon my college experiences, but I may branch out to other topics as well at some point. When I was looking for an option to publish online in a place where I had at least some control over who could access it, I realized I still had this blog sitting around, so I decided to post it here, with password protection while I’m still working out the kinks on the posts in question and deciding if I’m really ready for the world to see it.
At some point, I may just start a new blog for my writings and just leave this one dormant again, but for now, I’ll stay here. In the meantime, I welcome your feedback on my writings and your suggestions on what I ought to do about blogging (whether you think I ought to open a new site for my writings, for example). You can leave those thoughts on this post, in the comments sections of my already-posted stories, or through Twitter. If you’d like to read what I’ve written, particularly if you are a friend but I will consider anyone (though I do reserve the right to say “No” to anyone, friend or not), you can also request access here.
And please keep any insults related to my politics to yourselves, same goes for whining, but I’m pretty sure most everyone reading this is better than that. For my part, I make no apologies for what I believe, and I do my best to respect those who disagree with me.