Heinz Automato FTW

This is amazing. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.

There are other videos of it, too. Including outtakes. Martha Stewart apparently has featured it, as well. They’ve got a website, too. These people, have Ph.D.’s from MIT, folks, so they know their ketchup crapping robots.

Where can I get one?

EDIT: Apparently, they also call it the “Ketchup Crapper”, which fits, if you ask me.

Ray Stevens Continues to Be Awesome

With a H/T to The Other McCain (Don’t be fooled by the last name, he’s awesome), I give you a great new song by Ray Stevens called “We the People”:

And you know what, he couldn’t be more truthful. If you vote for Obamacare, we’ll vote you outta there! Take note, Congress.